Yeah, sorry about that.

Im sorry.

I am a bad person.

It has been WEEKS since a blog post. 

Yes, I am an awful person.

But its ok. Cause schools back on track, life's back on track, and i’m ready to come back. If you’ll have me?

Today I have for you, an extraordinary array of idioms to change your life.

A vault full of tasteless and senseless words only the college bound should know well.

Here it is folks, my very own list of Variations Of Bro.

-Foods

Brotato

Brotein Shake

Brovolone

Brosciutto

Brosicle

Kibbles and Bros

Brocetta

Bronana

Broca-cola

Brovaltine

Brownie

-Names/Celebrities

Brody

Broseph

Brotholemeul

Theodore Brosephelt

Bromeo

Brosephine

Al Brober

Bropah Winfrey

Bro Pitt

Bronan O’ Bronan

Brocephus

CereBRO

C-3p-Bro

-My Personal Favorites

One does not simply walk into Brodor

Brodeo

Broseiden

Broseph Stalin

Winston Brohill

MesoBROtamia-referring to the land that lies between two bros.

So there it is bros. My list. And for those of you who say the Bro has been played out,

WTF are you doing with your life?